AbOuT mE...

Lorna Riley was an average mother of two.  That was until one fateful day when The Stories, mischievous little creatures that they are, crept into her brain whilst she was sleeping.  It has been observed by all who know her that she’s never quite been the same since.  But, she wouldn't have it any other way. 

It would be remiss of me, however, not to issue a word of caution here.  DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, LEAVE PENS AND PAPER UNATTENDED IN HER PRESENCE.  As this will lead to their being commandeered for the purpose of jotting down all manner of scribbles, rhymes and stories that pop unceremoniously into her head.  

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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